<%@LANGUAGE="JAVASCRIPT" CODEPAGE="1252"%> You know you are a WLS patient when...........

 

You know you are a WLS Patient when...

.. Saying you're open doesn't mean your gay!

.. You are noticing the color of people's eyes for the first time.

.. Life has new possibilities.

.. You want to hug everyone who is fat and give them your surgeon's card.

.. You are never without a bottle of water.

.. When people look surprised when they see how
little you eat.

.. When you know all too well the definition of
"dumping".

.. When you can see your feet for the first time
in years!!

.. When you order a doggy bag the same time you order your meal.

.. Counting protein grams instead of calories

.. You can say "Oh, I won't have any of that, I'm full" and really mean it

.. Being to small for your britches.

.. When the only way your nipples are where they
belong is to roll them up, position in your bra & secure with a pony-tail holder!!!(sorry for the visual guys!)

.. And my best so far...having my husband say,"Honey, I can put my arm (not arms) all the way around you!!"

.. When you go to your child's school and the
other kids say WOW you're mom is hot!

.. When you go to the mall and you park in the
first open space instead of circling for 20 minutes for a spot by the door.

.. When you and your new best WLS friend are
planning a date to get belly button rings...(or a tattoo!)

.. Your new bestess WLS friend makes sure your belly button piercing is a diamond - because she's worth it!

.. You go out on a date and are really truly a
"Cheap date" and noting the way that some think....

.. When one drink makes you a flipping floozy...

.. When you run you don't hear a flapping noise.....oh wait you still do.....but at least you are running!

.. When not throwing up counts as a really good day!

.. When your tummy looks like a stitched up teddy bear or Raggedy Ann!

.. When your husband takes your breath away in a moment of passion...but not because he is squishing your tummy!

.. You feel like you have over eaten after eating half a cup of something.

.. Vitamins and calcium etc. feel like a meal.